Wednesday 21 May 2014

Oby: Activist By Day, Politician By Night- By Uwa Eghomeka


By Uwa Eghomeka

There appears to be a growing trend in this country. As I reflect on the last few weeks in our nation’s history, something about it seems hauntingly familiar, and it’s not merely the apparent unity of the Nigerian people in the face of the heinous kidnapping of our Chibok girls, or the involvement of the international community in the search for the girls.
During the days of the Occupy Nigeria protests against the removal of fuel subsidy in 2012, many social media critics and activists were born. While that in itself is laudable, because Nigerians are learning to speak out using every means available to them, what I find disturbing is that ex-government officials did not merely join the bandwagon, they virtually began to ‘own’ it.
I am reminded of how Mallam Nasir El Rufai, with his eloquent and often poignant messages on twitter and facebook, posed as a man of the people and the face of opposition throughout the Occupy Nigeria protest in 2012. This, of course, was before the release of his controversial book. One would safely assume that the mallam bargained on riding on his new found fame at the time to lend some measure of authenticity and honesty to his printed pack of unsubstantiated claims. But he would not have his way. El Rufai has been exposed for the man he is; he can no longer beguile people with his penchant for peddling lies as the truth.
In the wake of Nasir El Rufai’s crash landing and subsequent transition from Occupy Nigeria hero to power-starved narcissist, like a phoenix rising from Nasir’s inglorious ashes, another ex-government official, social media critic cum activist has emerged. Fondly referred to by El Rufai as his friend and sister, Oby Ezekwesili has taken to using social media to advance her agenda, gaining popularity especially after her popular keynote address delivered at the APC conventionheld in Abuja.
Oby Ezekwesili has clearly decided that using El Rufai’s modus operandi; posting as many tweets as possible, using every medium available to make Nigerians believe you actually care; that you are one of them, while making derisive defamatory remarks about government administrations you were not a part of, would earn her the popularity she so desperately seeks.
This trend of ex-government officials frequently taking swipes at successive administrations for the very same offences their administrations were guilty of is becoming quite alarming. Do they perhaps believe that by belittling these people they somehow raise people’s perception of their administration as over and above all others in terms of not merely accomplishments, but standards as well?
Mrs Ezekwesili would do well to remember the saying, “Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones”. This is not attempt at digging up dirt on her, though there is dirt enough. But let’s leave things as they are, after all why should we show more than a passing interest in her connection with a certain ‘wonder bank’, or how and why “dear Nasir” lavished her with loads of money and choice property in Abuja when he was the FCT Minister;the same man who rendered many Nigerians homeless, might I add.
It would have been so much easier to believe that Oby is who she claims to be, but some of her associations, actions and even statements have rendered her claims null and void. At this point one even wonders, with all her claims to goodness and public displays of passion for the people, why World Bank did not leave her in their employ rather than terminate her contract. Could it possibly be an indication of a less than stellar performance? And if it is, then it would justify her desperation to gain the recognition that eluded her while at World Bank by attempting to portray herself as a ‘man of the people’.
Oby has claimed so many times that she is nonpartisan, but we will not be carried away by people’s claims any longer. After all, her bosom buddy and long standing friend, Nasir El Rufai, the accidental public servant, also claimed piety while in government, yet we all know that his claims were baseless lies and his term as minister was an accident indeed. Then again, she’s not some innocent wading in the murky waters of politics for the first time; and as she uses the unfortunate incident of the Chibok kidnappings to gain traction, it becomes clear that Oby is ready to play in the big leagues. With her non-partisan claims making waves, we may very well soon find ourselves burdened with an ‘accidental politician’ as well.

Tuesday 20 May 2014

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DANDALIN DARIYA

Daga Abubakar Yusuf Mada

              Ba Mu Daga Cikin Matattu


A wani kauye ne wasu yara guda biyu suka saci mangoro a cikin buhu. Sai suka tsaya shawarar
inda za su tafi su raba ba tare da kowa ya gansu ba. Sai daya ya bayar da shawarar a tafi
makabarta.
Bayan sun isa makabarta dauke da mangoron nan, a kofar shiga sai mangoro biyu ya fado daga
cikin buhun, amma saboda suna sauri kada agansu sai suka bar su nan suka wuce cikin makabartar da sauran mangoron.
Su na shiga sai suka zube mangoron a kasa suka fara rabawa, babban ne ya ke rabo, sai ya dauki
mangoro daya ya aza a gabanshi ya ce, Ni dayasai kuma ya dauki daya ya aza a gaban karamin ya ce, Kai daya.Haka suka ci gaba da rabonsu. Can sai ga wani mashayi ya fito daga cikin daji wajen shaye shayensa, yana zuwa dai dai kofar makabarta sai
ya ji wata yar karamar murya kamar ta yara ana cewa, Kai daya, ni daya, kuma anci gaba da
maimaitawa. Sai kawai ya garzaya da sauri sai gidan limamin kauyen.

Yana zuwa ya same shi kofar gida yana shirin yin alwalar magariba. Ya ce, Allah gafarta malam,
yau wani bakon alamari ke faruwa a makabartar can. Na ji ana rabon matattu. Sai liman ya ce muje in gani.Su na zuwa, sai suka labe a bakin kofar makabartar, sai suka ji ana cewa, Kai daya, ni daya, kai daya, ni daya…” Can sai suka ji ance,To kai ga yawan naka nan, ni ga yawan nawa nan. Can kuma sai suka ji an kara cewa, To wadan can biyun na bakin kofar shigowa fa? sai suka ji daya ya ce, To mu je a dauko su mana.

Haba! Ai liman da mashayin nan na jin haka, sai suka ari takalmin kare, su na fadin ai mu ba mu
mutu ba, ba mu daga cikin matattu, tsammani suke yi da su ake, ba su san cewa yaran nan mangoron su biyu da suka fadi bakin kofa suke nufi ba.



                        Fatalwa

Wani saurayi ne da gidansu ke kusa da makabarta, kullum idan ya hawo mota ko babur baya biya, ana zuwa daidai makabartar nan sai ya ce a sauke shi, ana sauke shi sai ya nuna ai shima mataccene, fatalwa ya yi ya fito yawon shakatawa, kawai sai ya shige makabartar.Ana cikin haka ne wata rana ya hawo babur din wani dan achaba me shegen naci, bayan sun zo daidai makabartar sai saurayin nan yace, Tsaya na sauka anan yana sauka sai yai kokarin shiga
makabarta kamar yadda ya saba, amma sai Dan achaba ya rike shi ya ce ya ba shi kudinsa, to
anan ne saurayin nan ya ce da shi shi fa fatalwa ne ba me rai bane kuma gida ya kawoshi (wato
makabarta).Nan take Dan achaba ya ce to su shiga ya ba shi kudinsa. Haka kuwa aka yi, suna shiga abokin namu ya je kan wani kabari yace, Danlami bani
naira tamanin (#80) na ba wa wannan Dan achaban kudinsa, ai kafin ya gama rufe baki
kawai sai suka ga wani hannu ya bullo da naira dari (#100) yace, Karbi wannan ka ba shi, ya ba mu chanji, ni ma ragowar kudina ke nan.
Ai da Saurayin nan da Dan achaba sai kowa ya cika rigarsa da iska yayi takansa. Ashe wani
Mahaukaci ne yazo ya kwanta a ciki, banza ta kori wofi ke nan.
A ganinku, tsakanin saurayin da Dan achaba wa zai fi wani gudu?

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                       Barawon Takobi

Daga  Bashiru Saleh

Wani barawo ne ya shiga wani gida sata.Dayake dare ne yana cikin lalube sai yaji ya tabo wani sharbeben takobi a rataye.Da har zai dauka sai canja shawara yace ba sai na gama sace kayan gida sannan sai in zo in dauke wannan takobin,don daga ji zayyi tsada sosai.
Bayan ya gama sace kaya ne sai ya dawo domin daukar wannan takobi,ga mamakin sa da ya shafo wajen sai yaji ba takobin sai dai gidan takobin.

Mai ya kamata barawon yayi ?

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