PETER CHECH: TWITTER COMES DOWN HEAVILY ON CHELSEA FANS ............SEE WHY

A‎rsenals FC new Goal Keeper  Peter Chech has become the target of Misguided football  fans following his departure from Stamford Bridge.The Czech Republic international had signed for Arsenal FC for a mouth watering sum of £10m making him one of the highest paid Goal keepers in the English Premier league EPL.

Following threats against Chech by aggrieved Fans the Social Networking site Twitter Came down heavily on a disgruntled fan who had targeted Chech's  family in a tweet reproduced below.

“Say goodbye to your family for one last time before they go to sleep, you won’t be seeing them tomorrow you snake idiot”.

Twitter subsequently deactivated the  account removed in content

Another Twitter user named @Enegali10 posted: “F******** off just saw Cech signed. Go f*** yourself. F****** brain damaged ugly sk**. Hope your kids have cancer. F****** nonce.”

He added: “I’m going to bring my SR-25 sniper rifle to the Bridge when we play Arsenal. Will be so f****** good to see Cech’s blood on the pitch.”

One said: “Hope we sign Arda Turan now so he can cause Petr Cech another head injury,” referring to the head injury Cech suffered in 2006, while another added: “Cech is not bigger then our club, you are deluded & dumb if you defend him.

“He’s a traitor & a snake. No other way to put it.”

Twitter recently upgraded it's rules

OGENYI ONAZI, HENRY OKOROJI AND OUR WORLD CUP DREAMS

OGENYI ONAZI, HENRY OKOROJI AND OUR WORLD CUP    DREAMS

When I read about the match Fixing allegations the British Police was investigating prior to the Nigeria/ Scotland Match, I waived it off as one of those attempts by the British media to paint Nigeria black.

However, events of the last few days has confirmed my worst fears.
Considering the fact that we are still recovering from the Amos Adamu bribery fiasco, the revelation that a Nigerian match-fixing agent, who is also a licensed FIFA agent is offering matches involving Nigeria to the highest bidder has cast a dark cloud over the quality of Nigeria’s participation in this month’s world Cup.
As I write this piece, images of Yakubu Ayegbeni's Goal mouth miss and Sani Keita's unnecessary red card kept flashing though my mind, unfortunately for us  these sad memories which has refused disappear  are about to be re-enacted.

The activities of Mr. Henry Chukwuma Okoroji who was caught telling an undercover reporter that he could fix games and organize certain outcomes during the tournament in Brazil this month is not only despicable but deeply regrettable.

Furthermore, his attempt to lure Ogenyi Onazi one of Nigeria's finest players into this shameful scam is a clear indication of how far these criminals are willing to go to in their quest for sour grapes.

Nevertheless, Onazi must be commended for being a true professional as evidenced by his decision to rebuff Mr. Okoroji's offer, choosing to place the country above financial and material gains. Onazi's experience should be an eye opener to other players, that endorsement could sometimes mean a career ending free ticket to jail.

A critical review of the Nigeria/ Scotland match also tends to suggest that Unlike Ogenyi Onazi some players might already be dancing to Mr. Okoroji's tune.
Finally,  as we match towards the World cup In Brazil, I am not convinced that the present crop of players paraded by Stephen Keshi has what it takes to make us proud, but for the sake of  the over 170 million Nigerians I sincerely pray I am wrong

Oche Otorkpa

 Twitter:@ochejoseph

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DANDALIN DARIYA

Daga Abubakar Yusuf Mada

              Ba Mu Daga Cikin Matattu

A wani kauye ne wasu yara guda biyu suka saci mangoro a cikin buhu. Sai suka tsaya shawarar

inda za su tafi su raba ba tare da kowa ya gansu ba. Sai daya ya bayar da shawarar a tafi

makabarta.

Bayan sun isa makabarta dauke da mangoron nan, a kofar shiga sai mangoro biyu ya fado daga

cikin buhun, amma saboda suna sauri kada agansu sai suka bar su nan suka wuce cikin makabartar da sauran mangoron.

Su na shiga sai suka zube mangoron a kasa suka fara rabawa, babban ne ya ke rabo, sai ya dauki

mangoro daya ya aza a gabanshi ya ce, “Ni daya”sai kuma ya dauki daya ya aza a gaban karamin ya ce, “Kai daya.”Haka suka ci gaba da rabonsu. Can sai ga wani mashayi ya fito daga cikin daji wajen shaye shayensa, yana zuwa dai dai kofar makabarta sai

ya ji wata yar karamar murya kamar ta yara ana cewa, “Kai daya, ni daya,” kuma anci gaba da

maimaitawa. Sai kawai ya garzaya da sauri sai gidan limamin kauyen.

Yana zuwa ya same shi kofar gida yana shirin yin alwalar magariba. Ya ce, Allah gafarta malam,

yau wani bakon al’amari ke faruwa a makabartar can. Na ji ana rabon matattu. Sai liman ya ce muje in gani.Su na zuwa, sai suka labe a bakin kofar makabartar, sai suka ji ana cewa, “Kai daya, ni daya, kai daya, ni daya…” Can sai suka ji ance,“To kai ga yawan naka nan, ni ga yawan nawa nan.” Can kuma sai suka ji an kara cewa, “To wadan can biyun na bakin kofar shigowa fa?” sai suka ji daya ya ce, “To mu je a dauko su mana.”

Haba! Ai liman da mashayin nan na jin haka, sai suka ari takalmin kare, su na fadin ai mu ba mu

mutu ba, ba mu daga cikin matattu, tsammani suke yi da su ake, ba su san cewa yaran nan mangoron su biyu da suka fadi bakin kofa suke nufi ba.

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Wani saurayi ne da gidansu ke kusa da makabarta, kullum idan ya hawo mota ko babur baya biya, ana zuwa daidai makabartar nan sai ya ce a sauke shi, ana sauke shi sai ya nuna ai shima mataccene, fatalwa ya yi ya fito yawon shakatawa, kawai sai ya shige makabartar.Ana cikin haka ne wata rana ya hawo babur din wani dan achaba me shegen naci, bayan sun zo daidai makabartar sai saurayin nan yace, “Tsaya na sauka anan” yana sauka sai yai kokarin shiga

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anan ne saurayin nan ya ce da shi shi fa fatalwa ne ba me rai bane kuma gida ya kawoshi (wato

makabarta).Nan take Dan achaba ya ce to su shiga ya ba shi kudinsa. Haka kuwa aka yi, suna shiga abokin namu ya je kan wani kabari yace, “Danlami bani

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