Wednesday, 24 June 2015

A LITTLE GIRL'S FIRST BIRTHDAY

It was getting closer to her birthday and i needed to get her something special , something unique , but hard as i tried i was unable to figure out what she will like .
Suddenly i remembered the only girl in my family my kid sister Angela  as the only among six guys  i figured out she could be the missing link in my quest to get a befitting gift for my little princess.
as we walked around the Next shopping mall , Angela spotted a pink a pinkish teddy bear, "she will love this" she said as we hurriedly looked at the hefty price tag which never bothered me a single bit as long as my little girl will be happy.

The next morning i hurriedly took my bath and headed down stairs into a waiting car , as i had been away from my family for almost 30 days and my daughters first birthday was only 24hurs away.
 as i left the city thought of my family especially my daughter pervaded my mind ad she the journey of few hours looked like eternity as the vehicle sped along the newly rehabilitated roads.

Two hours into the journey we met a long line of cars that been hold up in traffic

TO BE CONTINUED ............

Monday, 22 June 2015

FACTIONS WITHIN THE APC AND THEIR LOYALTIES

                                 FACTIONS WITHIN THE APC AND THEIR LOYALTIES
The crisis within the APC is not about to end any time soon  as the party chairman will want us to believe as  new factions within the party continue to emerge on a daily basis.


It appears that  members of the All Progressive Congress , decapitated all their energies fighting President Jonathan and other imaginary enemies that they are constantly finding it difficult to put their acts together and deliver on their numerous campaign promises to Nigerians .
 At the last count there are 5 camps within the APC as enumerated below


FACTION                                              LOYALTIES                                  ARROW HEAD 

1.ACTION GROUP                                    TINUBU                                         SEGUN DIPE

2.LIKE MINDS                                  ATIKU /SARAKI/ DOGARA                 GOV DANJUMA GOJE

3.CPC LEGACY                                    BUHARI / DANBAZZAU                  TONY MOMOH

4.APC UNITY FORUM                      OYEGUN / LAWAN                             RABIU KWANKWASO

5. FACTION OF APC NWC                       NOBODY                                    TIMI FRANK                       

BUHARI AGREES IN PRINCIPLE TO HELP PAY WORKERS SALARY ARREARS , MEETS WITH 36 STATE GOVERNOS TOMORROW


Information reaching TMS have confirmed that the president has agreed in principle to offeset the backlog of salaries owed civil servants by the various state government .



The initial plan to retrict the bail out to APC controlled states was said to have been rejected by the president on the grounds that the opposition PDP might capitalise on it to divide the nation, as such a meeting of all state governors is scheduled to hold tomorrow at the presidential villa where the final agreement will be reached on how the monies will be sourced and the repayment terms.

Thursday, 4 June 2015

SEE How Yahoo Boys Are Using CSCS To Scam Nigerians

It is shame that despite all the "churchin‎g" and "Mosqueing" we are still the most fraudulent people on the Planet.

Last time it was the Bank Verification Number (BVN) today it is the CSCS account details the thirst for fraud seems not to be abating.


Electronic transactions has made a lot of things easier from Dstv to flight tickets, from school fees to debts/ tax payments but the activities of some unscrupulous Nigerians is threatening to destroy the system.

Senior citizens and pensioners  are the worst hit these guys simply don't care about anything but money.

I received a mail this Morning( Pictured) from "CSCS ONLINE "
About my CSCS account ( Shares/ Stock Portfolio account).
 From what I know CSCS do not send statements for free.
Following the crash of the stock market I seldom check the indices to avoid heart ache.

A closer scrutiny of the mail. Revealed an almost unbelievable sight , to  my surprise Yahoo boys have devised a means to download personal details of individual using the CSCS as a cover! ( See Pics)





The fraud is complete with full disclaimer at the end of the mail to paint it as genuine! Clicking on it redirects you to your account where your password will be stolen!

If you have fallen for this Fraud quickly report to your bank / stock broker immediately. better still change your password before you get to the Bank/broker !


This is the real website of The central securities clearing system CSCS

https://www.cscsnigeriaplc.com/home/index


There is Nothing like CSCS online dot com dot org it's all a Scam!


When you see emails Like

1. Receipts of USD $2,000,000
 As attachment or Mail ,Click on the attachment at your own risk

You might lose all you ever worked for!



2. When you see Contract documents with attachments click on it and all your password and account details will on the palms of a Lazy Leech on a laptop.

Stop searching for money that is not lost!

It's good to be inquisitive but when it comes to Yahoo boys the delete button is Your Best  Friend.



www.twitter.com/ochejoseph

Tuesday, 26 May 2015

HILARIOUS NO SMOKING SIGN AT AN NNPC MEGA STATION

                             A friend mimi used this as her DP saw it and decided to share






OKEY BAKASSI ON NNPC

Dear NNPC,  Please forgive me and other Nigerians for helping you look for your missing $20billion instead of minding our 'own business '. We were misled by the following : 1. Sanusi; who said "your money " was missing when you, "the owner" has not said "your money" is missing.  2. APC; who said the money must be accounted for when you "the owner " is not complaining. 3. House of Representatives ; who said you should account for all your income since the past 5yrs.  Now that you're angry with us and we have felt your anger in the petrol stations around the country (fuel scarcity) , the 3 groups that put us in this problem with you have not said anything and don't have any alternative. We have no other choice but to ask you for forgiveness. Please give us fuel. You are aware that your sister, PHCN is also angry with us for how she was sold and has since refused to give us power. My fear is that if you don't do something urgent now that our brothers in the north are still busy killing people, our brothers in the south may use the small fuel left in their homes to set a few "things" ablaze and Fire Services don't even have fuel and water to respond.  We promise not to ask you about "your missing money" again if you can resume fuel supply. God is watching all of us oh! Hmmmmm Truly yours, @okeybakassy
*LMAO


Thursday, 7 May 2015

SEE HOW YAHOO BOYS ARE USING BVN TO SCAM NIGERIANS

.It's unfortunate that the Fraud has become a component of the Fabric of the Nigerian society.

Daily unscrupulous Nigerians device devilish of defrauding their fellow
Citizens of their hard earned cash!

I get several emails daily I also believe that others get this mails too, my elder brother once lost his savings to this men of the underworld.

At about 12 midnight one day he started receiving alerts for Monies he never withdrew by day break the account was empty!!!
Why?  He filled the demonic form online ‎!!!!


The lastest  weapon of these lazy men and women is the BVN  a Biometric identification means that was introduced by the central Bank to safeguard bankers and their deposits

Their Scheme ‎
They  copy the design of the Bank in question, colour, language, pics just name it

They Send a customised email in the Banks Name with Links to a site where the will collect your particulars including ATM Numbers and PINS

Timing

They target Customers mainly On Fridays or in Public Holidays that way the Customer find it Difficult to contact the Bank to Block the card until his or her account is emptied

TRUTH 

BVN registration cannot be done online the owner of the account must present his/herself physically for his thumb print and other data to be captured

No Bank sends email with any Link to Validate any account or Cash Any Money once you see an email with aa Link to a Data base it's a FRAUD click at your own risk


NO bank will ever ask for your PIN NO matter the circumstances

See a Copy of the Mail I got this evening! See Pics Below

I do not have any Account with ACCESS BANK
Yet Fake ACCESS Bank in a Bedroom somewhere with a Laptop is threatening to close an account that does not even exist!

Wednesday, 6 May 2015

HOW TO WRITE A GOOD CV / RESUME




A company you want to apply to has asked you to send in a CV and you're thinking, "wait..what?" Don't worry! Curriculum Vitae (CV) means "courses of life" in Latin, and that is just what it is. A CV is a concise document which summarizes your past professional skills and experiences. The purpose of this document is to demonstrate that you have the necessary skills (and some complementary ones) to do the job for which you are applying. Follow these steps to create a great CV--and go get 'em tiger!

DO shout about your achievements

Your résumé/CV needs to position you as the best possible candidate for the job. So without waxing lyrical, let your potential employer know what you’ve achieved in your current role. For example:
Company name * Pipeline Engineer * 2011 – present
Successfully coordinated, planned, scheduled and managed a $200M pipeline under budget and within time scope.
It’s also a good idea to outline your achievements at the top of your résumé/CV as a ‘career summary’ or ‘career highlights’. Recruiters or hiring managers may have lots of résumés to wade through, and if they can immediately see your accomplishments, this can only be to your advantage.

KEY POINTS TO NOTE WHEN WRITING A CV

Know what information a CV generally contains. Most CVs include your personal information, your education and qualifications, your work experience, your interests and achievements, your skills, and references. However, there is no set format for a CV, what you include is up to you.


Consider the job you are applying for.
Research the company. A good CV is tailored to the specific job and company you are applying for. What does the company do? What is their mission statement? What do you think they are looking for in an employee? What skills does the specific job you are applying for require? These are all things to keep in mind when writing your CV.



Check the company’s website for extra information about the CV.
See if there is any specific information they want you to list in your CV. There might be specific directions listed on the application page. Always double check this.



Make a list of jobs you have held.
These can be both jobs you hold currently and jobs you have held in the past. Include the dates that you began and ended your term at each particular job.[2]



Brainstorm your hobbies and interests.
Unique interests or hobbies will make you stand out. Be aware of the conclusions that might be drawn from your hobbies. Try to list hobbies that portray you as a team-oriented individual rather than as a solitary, passive person. Companies want someone who works well with others and can take charge if need be.

Hobbies and interests that paint a positive image: Being the captain of your soccer (or football) team, organizing a charity event for an orphanage, secretary of your school’s student-run government.

Hobbies that imply a passive, solitary personality: watching TV, doing puzzles, reading. If you are going to put any of these things, give a reason why. For instance, if you are applying for a job at a publishing house, put something like: I enjoy reading the great American writers such as Twain and Hemingway because I think their writing gives a unique perspective into American culture at the time they were writing.



Make a list of your relevant skills.
These skills often include computing skills (are you a wiz at Wordpress? Excel? inDesign? etc.), languages you speak, or specific things the company is looking for, such as targeted skills.

Example of targeted skills: If you are applying to be a writer for a newspaper, list that you are fluent in AP style. If you are applying for a coding job, mention that you have worked with Java script.






Create the format for your CV. Are you going to break each section up with a line? Are you going to put each section in its own box? Are you going to list all of your information? Play around with different formats to see which looks most professional. Aim for no more than the front and back of a standard sheet of paper.



List your name, address, telephone number, and email at the top of the page. It is important to make your name a size larger than the rest of the text as it is important for your reviewer to know who he or she is reading about. It is up to you as to how you format this information.[3]

Standard format would be to have your name in the center of the page. Your home address should be listed in a block format on the left side of the paper. Put your telephone number and email below your home address. If you have another address (such as your address while you are at school) list this address on the right hand side of the paper.



Write a personal profile. This is an optional part of the CV that is good for giving your reviewer a more in-depth look at you as a person. This is where you sell your skills, experiences, and personal qualities. It should be original and well-written. Use positive words such as “adaptable”, “confident”, and “determined”.[4]

Example of a personal statement for a CV for a publishing company: An enthusiastic recent graduate looking for an entry-level editorial position that will utilize organizational and communication skills developed as a summer intern at City Lights.



Create a section for your education and qualifications. This section can be at the beginning of your CV or you can choose to list it after other sections. The order of sections is up to you. List your education in reverse chronological order. Begin with university if you attended or are attending it and work your way backwards. List the name of your university, the dates you went there, your major and minor, and your grade point average or A levels.[5]

Example: Santa Clara University, English and History 2009-2013 Subjects include: Medieval Literature, Victorian Literature, Criticism of Poetry, and History of Great Britain. Obtained a 75% on my 2nd year exams. (If in the US- Maintained a 3.7 GPA.)



Create a section for your work experience. This is the section in which you should list all of your relevant work experience. List the name of the company, the location of the company, the years you worked there, and what you did. Start with your most recent job and work backwards. If you have a long list of work experience, only put the experiences relevant to the job you are applying for.[6]

Example: Diablo Magazine, Walnut Creek, CA, March 2012-January 2013. Fact-checked information, wrote articles for Diablo’s blog, assisted in researching of material for articles.



Create a section for your skills and achievements. This section is where you list the things you accomplished at your previous jobs, and the skills you have developed through your experiences. This is also the section where you list any of your published work, lectures you've given, classes you've taught, etc.

Example achievements: Successfully took a national bestseller from manuscript to publication; Received certification in copy-editing from UC Berkeley



Create a section for your interests.
You should list any relevant interests that paint you in the most positive light. Choose several interests from the list you created while brainstorming for your CV (in Part One).



Create a section for other information.
If there is a noticeable gap in your CV or there is some other information you would like to share, put it in this section. This sort of information can include leaving work to take care of children, join the Peace Corps,





Create a section for references.
These are people you have worked with in the past such as professors, previous employers, etc. that have seen your work and can credibly support praises that they give you. The company you are applying to may contact these references to find out more about your previous work. You should talk with the person you would like to list a reference before actually listing them--it is best to double check that they still have the same number, are ok with giving you a reference, or that they remember who you are. Write down their full names and contact information (including their phone numbers and emails).