BOKO HARAM : BUHARI RELOCATES TO SAMBISA !

General Mohammadu Buhari Nigeria's president was quoted By Vanguard Newspapers to have disclosed his whereabouts in that past few days during the opening session of the crisis ridden All Progressives Congress, National Executive committee meeting in Abuja.

“What ever your personal interests, put them in your pocket. Let APC work. Let the system work. I appeal to you to accept the superiority of the party. I cannot confine myself in Sambisa forest and refuse to participate in the meeting because I respect the superiority of the party.”

 But for the slip by the president Nigerians who have been complaining about the invisibility of the President  would never have been able to guess the whereabouts of the retired General.

 

Boko Haram over the years have converted the forest into the safe haven from where they lunch attacks against the military and civilian targets leading to massive loss of lives and property

It will be recalled that the Nigerian president on assumption of office on May 29 directed relocation of the Military High Command Center to Maiduguri a move that many thought would bring an end to the continuous loss of lives but has failed to stem the tide of incessant Bombings across the North East.

General Buhari had promised to end the Boko Haram insurgency in two months during his campaign tour of the country and  as the clock winds down the president is increasingly under pressure to deliver.

With one month already gone and without a Minister of defense to direct security matters, it is becoming increasingly clear that it might be almost impossible for Buhari and the APC to make good their promise on security, hence the decision of Buhari to relocate  Aso Rock to  Sambsa!

FANI-KAYODE’S TRIUMPH OVER A WEAK & DIRECTIONLESS EFCC

By Ezeani, Chukwunonso Elvis

Leadership, the Economic & Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, pursued and obtained judgements in several cases of fraud and financial malfeasance it prosecuted. Ordinarily, such “achievements” shouldn’t be considered hallmark of an administration because the war against corruption should be strong and brutal at all times without any form of persuasion from an authority but ours is a system where before ex-President Goodluck’s emergence, the EFCC was only a potent tool with which vendetta was carried out against perceived enemies of “the state” – either real or imaginary. That institution was only strong when compelled by unseen hands to so pretend. It is on this basis that I shall accept that indeed, the immediate past administration did fine in the war against corruption.

Between 2010 and 2012, I was a regular face at the Special Fraud Unit of the Nigeria Police Force. During this time, occasions demanded that I pursued some cases of fraud and theft at the Awolowo Road office of the EFCC in Lagos. I only visited the Okotie Eboh Road office once or twice. By virtue of this exposure, I consider myself sufficiently knowledgeable about the internal working of these institutions. My discoveries about their procedures are as shocking as it is comical but either which way, I learned a great deal from them. Today what was planned by Mallams Nasir El-Rufai and Nuhu Ribadu to be a world class anti-corruption machine modelled after probably the Scotland Yard institution in the United Kingdom have been reduced to a road-side debt collection firm funded by Nigerians who can afford to pay hefty bribes to operatives. As I write, operatives of the EFCC would rather chase a commercial debt for Okeke Madueke & Sons Enterprises, Idumota in exchange for a fraction of the recovery than diligently prosecute a case of fraud for the Federal Government of Nigeria.

Some 2 days ago, David Oluwafemi Oluwakayode (formerly known and referred to as Femi, Fani Kayode) was acquitted in charges of earnings management and insider trading (these are accounting terminologies) which the EFCC claimed he engaged in some years back as federal minister. The volume of funds involved in the matter at inception was as much as almost N20B. It was later reduced but as at the time he was discharged by our courts, the charge sheet bore N2.2M. This is how comically unserious and uncoordinated Nigeria’s EFCC is.

Like or dislike it, David Oluwafemi Oluwakayode (formerly known and referred to as Femi, Fani Kayode) is a man of great means. My knowledge of him is slim but I have reasons to consider him wealthy by several ramifications. The man under reference is educated and has vast collection of friends and associates globally hence the EFCC never stood a chance of getting a conviction against him in his matter. This is not to say that he actually committed the crimes he was accused of.

I am not privy to the internal dealings of federal ministries as at the time the “crimes” were committed but that a set of charges valued at nearly N20B at inception would suffer several setbacks before judges of different courts that would later cause the said charges to reduce to a mere N2.1M is enough to instil confidence in any accused person to the effect that his prosecutors are nonentities in their trade. Such is the case between Oluwafemi Oluwakayode and his accuser. The man did not need to be a genius to win that case because the stupidity of the EFCC is enough indication that there was never a case against him in the first place. Perhaps, some disgruntled ex-staff or staff of a unit in the ministries he presided over or just any human being somewhere decided to make him shed some weight. I therefore wonder why anyone is surprised he won because just anyone can win a case against the EFCC whose operatives are ever in a hurry to go for lunch before heading to the mosque for prayers.

The EFCC needs to embark on a soul searching exercise. Already, sufficient laws exist to back up its operations; all I think it needs to do is invest heavily in acquiring new knowledge and improving the quality of staff employed in its legal department as counsels. Very few of them appear to be grounded in the legal profession; their mode of dressing would give them away at anytime. Like in the Special Fraud Unit, there seem to be an open contest for the operative who wears the latest designer fashion outfit or owns the latest edition of an automobile. Federal character should stop being applied in recruitment because my dealings with Northern lawyers in the legal department of the EFCC have shown that they are not blessed with intellectual strength required to execute long drawn fights in law libraries and the courts which prosecuting a real corruption case demand.

The internal processes of the EFCC have been greatly wreaked by a directionless and spines leadership. Most operatives are so dull that they have to be regularly directed to angles from which fraud matters can be resolved at huge costs to the complainants – they are usually thankful. One was always fond of asking me “abi, no be so?” each time he gave me an update on a matter I had reported to the Awolowo Road office of the commission in 2010. The few operatives who manage to resolve matters on the strength of their intelligence and exposure are mainly southerners. A prominent Lagos based lawyer once said to my hearing in 2008 that Ibrahim Lamorde was corrupt; I did not bother to confirm the basis for his claim but in all of these I consider David Oluwafemi Oluwakayode (formerly known and referred to as Femi, Fani Kayode) a lucky man because like he admitted his nightmares are over. It’s never a nice experience for an individual who is caused to go through the hassles of the EFCC when indeed that person has no cases to answer.

My main consolation is however that his discharge did not occur during the life of President Jonathan’s administration – the APC as usual would have been on hand to provide Nigerians with empirical proof of how President Jonathan personally drove and delivered to the country residence of Hon. Justice Rita Ajumogobia a bullion van containing money in foreign currency with which the judgement was bought.

ROBERT MUGABE LEAVES AMANPOUR WITH A BLOODY NOSE

When you are interviewing  a man like Robert Mugabe who has been in power for almost three decades ,you don't really  know what to expect, the man has an answer for every question.

CNN's  Christiane Amanpour got a dose of the 91 year old venom when during an interview she popped a question relating to  his long stay in power.

This was how it went................. 

CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR  : Mr president don't you think at EIGHTY NINE years old would be a great time to rest and retire ?

ROBERT MUGABE : have you ever asked Queen Elizabeth that question or is it just for African Leaders

Bulls eye

Being an experienced journalist Christiane was able to recover quickly from the bluntness and sincerity of the octogenarian maximum ruler of Zimbabwe to continue with the interview.

President Robert Mugabe is now 91 years old and has been in power since  December 31st 1987, inflation is at an all time high and the country's Zimbabwean dollar is not worth the cost of a tissue paper owing to years of sanctions and boycott by Western nations with the aim of crippling the Zimbabwean economy.













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PETER CHECH: TWITTER COMES DOWN HEAVILY ON CHELSEA FANS ............SEE WHY

A‎rsenals FC new Goal Keeper  Peter Chech has become the target of Misguided football  fans following his departure from Stamford Bridge.The Czech Republic international had signed for Arsenal FC for a mouth watering sum of £10m making him one of the highest paid Goal keepers in the English Premier league EPL.

Following threats against Chech by aggrieved Fans the Social Networking site Twitter Came down heavily on a disgruntled fan who had targeted Chech's  family in a tweet reproduced below.

“Say goodbye to your family for one last time before they go to sleep, you won’t be seeing them tomorrow you snake idiot”.

Twitter subsequently deactivated the  account removed in content

Another Twitter user named @Enegali10 posted: “F******** off just saw Cech signed. Go f*** yourself. F****** brain damaged ugly sk**. Hope your kids have cancer. F****** nonce.”

He added: “I’m going to bring my SR-25 sniper rifle to the Bridge when we play Arsenal. Will be so f****** good to see Cech’s blood on the pitch.”

One said: “Hope we sign Arda Turan now so he can cause Petr Cech another head injury,” referring to the head injury Cech suffered in 2006, while another added: “Cech is not bigger then our club, you are deluded & dumb if you defend him.

“He’s a traitor & a snake. No other way to put it.”

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